7 Pieces of Advice for 2 Year Olds

1)      Enjoy peeing on yourself.  People will start judging several years from now. 2)      Keep questioning.  It may look like your parents are sad but those are tears of joy. 3)      Chicks dig scars. 4)      Leave one finger in your mouth before starting your lie.  It’s cuter. 5)      Put that 50...

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1)      Enjoy peeing on yourself.  People will start judging several years from now.

2)      Keep questioning.  It may look like your parents are sad but those are tears of joy.

3)      Chicks dig scars.

4)      Leave one finger in your mouth before starting your lie.  It’s cuter.

5)      Put that 50 dollar bill from grandpa on black.  Trust me.

6)      Be picky about your imaginary friends.

7)      Dudes dig scars.




 

 

 

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