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    Man dies #Lebroning

    ***satirical article I wrote for*** HARTFORD, MI — The Internet mocking craze that quickly swept America has claimed its first victim last night. Adrian Belusky, 20, fell to his death from a rooftop party of a condominium building in Hartford, Connecticut after he and his friends atte...

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    7 Pieces of Advice for 2 Year Olds

    1)      Enjoy peeing on yourself.  People will start judging several years from now. 2)      Keep questioning.  It may look like your parents are sad but those are tears of joy. 3)      Chicks dig scars. 4)      Leave one finger in your mouth before starting your lie.  It’s cuter. 5)      Put that 50...

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