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***satirical article I wrote for absrdcomedy.com***
HARTFORD, MI — The Internet mocking craze that quickly swept America has claimed its first victim last night.
Adrian Belusky, 20, fell to his death from a rooftop party of a condominium building in Hartford, Connecticut after he and his friends attempted Lebroning while intoxicated.
“They had about six or seven shots of tequila at that point,” said the victim’s girlfriend. “They would’ve all gone over if they didn’t let go of him.”
This is thought to be the first time someone has actually died from the growing craze started just two nights ago after Game 1 of the NBA Finals when Lebron James left the game with leg cramps.
“I didn’t even like his friends. I kept telling him they were losers. How do you mess up something so simple? I mean, they were both college drop outs and got fired from multiple jobs. Hey there geniuses, look what else you failed at.”
The friends involved in the incident are being charged with third degree murder.
Girlfriend adds, “Kinda sucks. We were supposed to be going on a trip to Maui his parents were going to pay for. Now it’s going to the funeral.”
Donations may be sent to the Michigan #Lebroning Fund.